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i used to lie awake at night and listen to my parents fuck. as a result, i got a lot of sleep.
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I like the feeling of pooping my pants.
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i get upset that i have over two hundres posts on tumblr and have only ten fucking followers and one of them is NOT topherchris.
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I love you with all my heart, and I know you have a boyfriend but I’ll wait for you. I promise.
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I missed my period this month, but not because of getting pregnant.. my weight’s been dropping again .. what if it’s gone ?
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We still have yet to meet one another, but I’m in love with you. You probably feel the same, but I don’t know
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I don’t want to hang out with you, but I want you to fuck my brains out every day until I move in three weeks.
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I masturbate to your facebook pictures like 6 times a day.
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When I tell my boyfriend to spank or slap me he never does it hard enough. This is such a turn off but I can’t tell him my perception of him has changed because of this.
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I fucked your “boyfriend” a mere four hours before he got on the plane to meet you for the first time.
He was mine first, and he’s STILL mine. Bitch.
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I fart on your pillows every time I stay the night.
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i named my dildo after topherchris so whenever i masturbate while watching wife swap and eating cereal i can scream his name.
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I went on a date the other day, but ended up having sex with someone else later on at the beach.
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The last guy I had sex with was wonderful, but I can’t keep being the “other girl”. It’s just not fair to his girlfriend.
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Whenever I feel down about my appearance, I think about your lady-mustache with moles (that are looking more like warts every day) and giggle.
