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I was drunk a few weeks ago and had the genius idea to jerk off in my brother’s hair gel because he was being such a dick. He’s been using it everyday since then.
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I want to take a lover so badly but have no idea how to do this. I lost my virginity a year ago and only has had one boyfriend, im 21.
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Fat people scare me.
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I am a horrible mother
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i gave mom a bite of my lunch. now she has oral herpes too
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I’ve helped people and saved lives, but I have no idea how to save myself.
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Whenever I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” what I actually mean is “I hate you, get the fuck away from me, I couldn’t care less.”
I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” a lot.
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i think my girlfriend found out that I’m gay
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Terrible hangovers on Wednesday morning prove to me that I’m doing worse than I thought in my life. Get a grip.
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i don’t understand how you could love someone like her for years, but changed your mind about me in a month…she’s not yours anymore, but i wanted and still want to be…what happened?
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Topherchris: I would like to put this blonde wig on your head and make love to your face.
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im sorry that my eating disorder bothers you and that you think i should just get over it. all those times you thought i recovered, i didnt—i just got better at hiding them. i would recover, but its the only thing there, and frankly its better than having you around.
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hi i’m not falling out of love with you
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For the past year, I’ve only ever masturbated to the thoughts of one man, a celebrity. And most of the time I’m doing it while looking at his picture.
It makes me feel kind of creepy, honestly, but damn if it isn’t fun imagining him railing me in every position possible.
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I never told you this, but you are truly amazing
