- i gave mom a bite of my lunch. now she has oral herpes too
- I’ve helped people and saved lives, but I have no idea how to save myself.
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Whenever I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” what I actually mean is “I hate you, get the fuck away from me, I couldn’t care less.”
I say “Oh, that’s so cute!” a lot.
- i think my girlfriend found out that I’m gay
- Terrible hangovers on Wednesday morning prove to me that I’m doing worse than I thought in my life. Get a grip.
- i don’t understand how you could love someone like her for years, but changed your mind about me in a month…she’s not yours anymore, but i wanted and still want to be…what happened?
- Topherchris: I would like to put this blonde wig on your head and make love to your face.
- im sorry that my eating disorder bothers you and that you think i should just get over it. all those times you thought i recovered, i didnt—i just got better at hiding them. i would recover, but its the only thing there, and frankly its better than having you around.
- hi i’m not falling out of love with you
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For the past year, I’ve only ever masturbated to the thoughts of one man, a celebrity. And most of the time I’m doing it while looking at his picture.
It makes me feel kind of creepy, honestly, but damn if it isn’t fun imagining him railing me in every position possible.
- I never told you this, but you are truly amazing
- i read these confessions wondering if you ever wrote one about me…it hurts to know we’ll never be together and it hurts me more to realize you probably don’t think about me as much.
- I project independence and strength. But more than career or health, I want a man to take care of me, and I want to cook for him.
- I might as well go into a self induced coma and not come out until he comes home from deployment. There’s no point enjoying life when we can’t enjoy it together.
- I fall in love every single day. Mostly with strangers.
