- Probably a quarter of my work day is spent on adult websites watching girls get naked on their webcam.
- I love topherchris…?
- i am having world of warcraft withdrawal symptoms. its like having a child…nurturing it and then the child leaves home, theres that feeling of emptiness. thats my life without w.o.w…i cant do this
- i am sick of my personality and how its constantly screwing me around. one minute i am happy one minute i am in tears and cant handle the world around me. everything is falling apart slowly.
- I’m not a lesbian, but I can’t help but picture every female I see as one.
- i miss your embrace. now i am embraced by your best friend and i hope it hurts you just a little.
- I don’t think of myself as political. A Bush fan spoke up. Three words from me and he reddened, fled the room. I was surprised too, but my brother’s over there and I don’t want to fucking hear it.
- Sometimes, when I’m singing in the shower, I accidentally mix Owner of a Lonely Heart and Easy Lover.
- why do you feel the need to post the same iPhoto pic of yourself over and over with the same expression almost every day? pretentious.
- we are young but we had our lives planned. you fucked it up. i still want that life and pathetic as it is, i would still take you back.
- I steal and eat my roomate’s organic food because I find it to be pretentious. Even though I often buy organic, she’s obnoxious about it when she asks me if I know what is in my food.
- I don’t know that I like you. But I know I like having sex with you.
- Bipolar mother-in-law criticized me behind my back, implied I was a bad parent. The phone call was unsatisfying: she lied, backed down, apologized. She used to be so scary. I wanted blood.
- i really want to choke this mother fucker out for his stupidity
- I love you, but the more I talk to you about my problems, the more I hate myself. Nothing you say or do can change the fact that I am dead inside.
