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I’m beginning to think that being humiliated turns me on. REALLY turns me on.
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I’ve been masturbating since I was three with my mom’s cellphone.
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I would sleep with most anyone. The only problem is that most everyone is awkward as balls.
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I want you to know that you don’t have to be scared. You are a great person. I wouldn’t love you if you weren’t. It’s okay to open up to me and like me back. I’m not afraid of getting hurt, don’t try to protect me. I can wait for you to come around. I want to tell you these things, but I want you to realize them on your own.
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I feel sorry for guys who are never gonna get one of my awesome blow jobs.
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The fact that I’ve never met him is completely irrelevant to my plans to marry the shit out of him.
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When my boyfriend’s fucking me, I call him Daddy. I can never look at my father the same way again.
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when i was ten i stuck a crayola marker up my butt to see what it felt like and really liked it. nowadays at 23 i tell my closet girl friends how great anal sex really is. i feel there a few men out there that owe me a thank you.
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Even though you went out with another girl on Valentine’s Day and then dumped me on my birthday, I still love you. I think you’ve made me a masochist.
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I’m quickly falling for freshmeat with hair like RPattz.
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My shit has been green for the past week.
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I’m not over you yet. You’re still a cunt though.
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I frequently get drunk by myself.
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im scared and lonely in this new place. i wish i was home.
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i love topherchris
