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Every day in class, I think about having passionate sex with my teacher.
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When I lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum, I can’t help thinking that I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song.
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When I broke up with you, I missed a lot of things. But I especially missed making out with you. I swear, if you wanted it to, I’d totally fuck you all day and night.
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I hate that you left me for her.
But I love that you accidentally got her pregnant.
Karma’s a bitch you two. -
i likeee chocolate milk.
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I really wished we had done it when I had a chance. Now you’re just another regret that walked out of my life. I lied to you about not being a virgin, you could have been my first.
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I miss you, even though you only want to talk to me because you think I’ll take my clothes off. I guess I should have bothered to make “real” friends after all.
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i wish you weren’t leaving. sometimes i think you want to stay as much as i want you to. and then i start thinking, who the fuck would want to stay here?
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I still love my ex girlfriend, i’ve dated other people like crazy, and still can’t let her go…
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I love you so much I hate every girl you talk to.
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Why her? Obviously, she’s pretty. Her clothes are…short. But she backstabs, and lies, and tells people’s secrets. And yet you still choose her over anyone else.
Over me.
Don’t forget me. I definitely won’t forget you. -
You got me to fall in love and then move in with you. You jumbled my head with talks of our “future”. Then you screwed me over and left me to pay for a place myself that I couldn’t afford. Don’t worry, you’ll be getting the papers soon, as I haul your ass into small claims court…
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I am madly in love with topherchris.
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I am ninety eight percent sure I’m ~in love~ with someone that lives across the planet. Which sucks because not only would it be nice to establish a normal relationship with said male, but sex wouldn’t be half bad either.
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You’re leaving for Japan, and I’m afraid you’re gonna lose your virginity to a girl who isn’t me. I want to be your first.
